I don't see Shekhar Suman's show on TV now a days. And dare I mention Sajid Khan,... Manish and DJ will remove my blog from their 'Fav List'.
Yesterday I realised that I didn't have a hearty laugh for looong,before I sat with my lil ones and watched "Taakeshi's Castle" on POGO.Its a Japanese game show and commentry is dubbed by Javed Jaffery :-)
Life has become so monotonous.Same routine...I brooded ! MONOTONY reminds me of Ajit the LOIN.
One of the famous Ajit Jokes goes like this:
Ajit: Raabert ye Mona aur tony ki jodi ko tor do!!
Robert: Kyon sarkaar???
Ajit: Bahut monotony ho rahi hai!!!
one more:
Robert: Sarkaar Michael ka kya kare?
Ajit : Isse liquid oxygen me daal do!
Robert : ????
Ajit : Liquid isse jeene nahi dega ....aur oxygen isse marne nahi dega!
Shall I pray 'God give me my daily bread and daily laugh too'.
17 comments:
These are good jokes, but don't worry, you are on my permanent favourite list. Just that keep writing frequent enough :-)
Shekhar Suman show doesn't comes anymore. He his diversifying. Or probably they have changed timings.
Oh I forgot to mention. I had put up a post, although an excerpt of a borrowed poem.
When you visit my page, and don't see the post, just press the REFRESH button.
Nice jokes. Heard first time :).
And DJ and Manish do that ???? !!! I must also keep in this my mind before to post any post they do not like.
I like SS presentation. But have not seen much program but whatever I saw I liked them :)
Rhicha
Hi red
Every third child is a Chinese.
Ha ha
Bass koi aur joke bhi yaad aaye to suna dena.TIA :-)
here goes another one for you:)
Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling's typing.
Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ?
Ajeet: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.
red:)
@ manish
"Just that keep writing....
summer break starting from the next week so will try to post regularly.
@red,
Short hand...hilarious!!
Where are you??
Rhicha
Hey, I see takeshi's castle once a while..whacky isn't the word, huh? :)
First time here. Nice blog! :) Keep up the good jokes..err..work.
@ Phatichar.
Welcome here.
Ya wacky it is.Any thing is good if it makes me laugh :-)
I think I read ur blog (in Blurty.com)loong back.Are u the same person?
@Rhicha,
I'm here only. :-)
Hey! You remember blurty?? Yeah, am the same guy...the one and only...:))
But not seeing you around. Seems busy...
Rhicha
its time for new post ma'am...red
Vandy Laughtaram!!! dreamofthedolphin.rediffblogs.com
Hi, Vandy, good laugh. But hey no worries, I am not removing u from fav list ...
Keep the posts flowing. And yeah, we all get bogged by monotony at times. Hope its better by now :)
hey vandy my email id is somewhere on my blog only...dhoondo to jaane;)...red
@Rhicha.
Busy...yes....Sort of (read lazy).
:-)
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New post....sure. :-)
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Hi Shibaji.....Laughtaram!!! Ha ha .
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Hi Deepak.
I remember On ur blog,in "Category"
there was a colounm "reflections" where has it gone?
Ya.. feeling better now.A mom can't afford to feel monotonous for too long..:-)
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red ma'am check ur mail.
Here comes one more
Michael : Boss mere do judwaa bachchon ka naam rakhiye.
Ajit : Pehle ka peter aur dusare ka repeater.
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