Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Laugh - 2

I don't see Shekhar Suman's show on TV now a days. And dare I mention Sajid Khan,... Manish and DJ will remove my blog from their 'Fav List'.

Yesterday I realised that I didn't have a hearty laugh for looong,before I sat with my lil ones and watched "Taakeshi's Castle" on POGO.Its a Japanese game show and commentry is dubbed by Javed Jaffery :-)

Life has become so monotonous.Same routine...I brooded ! MONOTONY reminds me of Ajit the LOIN.
One of the famous Ajit Jokes goes like this:

Ajit: Raabert ye Mona aur tony ki jodi ko tor do!!
Robert: Kyon sarkaar???
Ajit: Bahut monotony ho rahi hai!!!

one more:

Robert: Sarkaar Michael ka kya kare?
Ajit : Isse liquid oxygen me daal do!
Robert : ????
Ajit : Liquid isse jeene nahi dega ....aur oxygen isse marne nahi dega!


Shall I pray 'God give me my daily bread and daily laugh too'.
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17 comments:

  1. UnknownTuesday, May 03, 2005 4:28:00 AM

    These are good jokes, but don't worry, you are on my permanent favourite list. Just that keep writing frequent enough :-)

    Shekhar Suman show doesn't comes anymore. He his diversifying. Or probably they have changed timings.

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  2. UnknownTuesday, May 03, 2005 4:33:00 AM

    Oh I forgot to mention. I had put up a post, although an excerpt of a borrowed poem.

    When you visit my page, and don't see the post, just press the REFRESH button.

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  3. AnonymousTuesday, May 03, 2005 5:13:00 AM

    Nice jokes. Heard first time :).

    And DJ and Manish do that ???? !!! I must also keep in this my mind before to post any post they do not like.

    I like SS presentation. But have not seen much program but whatever I saw I liked them :)

    Rhicha

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  4. vandyWednesday, May 04, 2005 4:47:00 AM

    Hi red

    Every third child is a Chinese.
    Ha ha

    Bass koi aur joke bhi yaad aaye to suna dena.TIA :-)

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  5. AnonymousWednesday, May 04, 2005 6:38:00 PM

    here goes another one for you:)

    Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling's typing.
    Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
    Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ?
    Ajeet: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.

    red:)

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  6. vandyThursday, May 05, 2005 5:44:00 AM

    @ manish
    "Just that keep writing....

    summer break starting from the next week so will try to post regularly.

    @red,
    Short hand...hilarious!!

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  7. AnonymousMonday, May 09, 2005 6:46:00 AM

    Where are you??

    Rhicha

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  8. phaticharWednesday, May 11, 2005 12:45:00 AM

    Hey, I see takeshi's castle once a while..whacky isn't the word, huh? :)

    First time here. Nice blog! :) Keep up the good jokes..err..work.

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  9. vandyWednesday, May 11, 2005 5:31:00 AM

    @ Phatichar.
    Welcome here.

    Ya wacky it is.Any thing is good if it makes me laugh :-)

    I think I read ur blog (in Blurty.com)loong back.Are u the same person?

    @Rhicha,
    I'm here only. :-)

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  10. phaticharWednesday, May 11, 2005 5:35:00 AM

    Hey! You remember blurty?? Yeah, am the same guy...the one and only...:))

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  11. AnonymousSaturday, May 14, 2005 10:46:00 PM

    But not seeing you around. Seems busy...

    Rhicha

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  12. AnonymousSunday, May 15, 2005 11:18:00 PM

    its time for new post ma'am...red

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  13. AnonymousTuesday, May 17, 2005 4:20:00 AM

    Vandy Laughtaram!!! dreamofthedolphin.rediffblogs.com

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  14. Deepak JeswalTuesday, May 17, 2005 4:53:00 AM

    Hi, Vandy, good laugh. But hey no worries, I am not removing u from fav list ...

    Keep the posts flowing. And yeah, we all get bogged by monotony at times. Hope its better by now :)

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  15. AnonymousTuesday, May 17, 2005 6:39:00 PM

    hey vandy my email id is somewhere on my blog only...dhoondo to jaane;)...red

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  16. vandyTuesday, May 17, 2005 10:31:00 PM

    @Rhicha.
    Busy...yes....Sort of (read lazy).
    :-)
    ********************


    New post....sure. :-)

    ****************
    Hi Shibaji.....Laughtaram!!! Ha ha .
    ******************
    Hi Deepak.
    I remember On ur blog,in "Category"
    there was a colounm "reflections" where has it gone?
    Ya.. feeling better now.A mom can't afford to feel monotonous for too long..:-)
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    red ma'am check ur mail.

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  17. AnonymousWednesday, May 25, 2005 3:31:00 AM

    Here comes one more

    Michael : Boss mere do judwaa bachchon ka naam rakhiye.
    Ajit : Pehle ka peter aur dusare ka repeater.

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